Let's do the horizontal Monster Mash



jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

posted 4 days ago via foodnetwerk · © jpgay with 613,675 notes

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.


pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.


Fuck that fox horror ad you can’t just force that on the dashboard it could trigger someone fuck I’m so fucking pissed right now

posted 4 days ago

princessfurry:

imagine how much better yuri would be if only women interested in women wrote it


chaoticbanter:

deanwinchesterdisneyprincess:

"don’t play the anxiety card"

YOU THINK THAT I USE ANXIETY AS AN EXCUSE?!

JUST BECAUSE I START TO PANIC WHEN YOU ASK ME TO DO CERTAIN THINGS DOESN’T MEAN I’M SIMPLY USING IT AS AN ESCAPE

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE THINGS YOU ASK ME TO DO CAUSE ME ANXIETY, AND WHEN YOU CONFRONT ME ABOUT IT AND YELL AT ME FOR IT IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE

IT’S NOT A FUCKING CARD

Any parent that does this is a shitty one

posted 4 days ago via neoru · © yomavin with 68,025 notes

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now


tsunflowers:

bye they’re so cute. this is so cute



smonia:

theofmoviestills:

Wes Anderson // Centered

The Darjeeling Limited | Wes Anderson | 2007

Fantastic Mr. Fox | Wes Anderson | 2009

The Royal Tenenbaums | Wes Anderson | 2001

The Grand Budapest Hotel | Wes Anderson | 2014

omg wait ok i dont want to be “that guy” commenting on a post but …. lmao…. that screenshot for fantastic mr fox is not from fantastic mr fox.. isn’t that from the fox and the hound omg ya goofed


dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME